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    'Yo Mamma!' Jokes

    Post  Breezy on Sat Apr 03, 2010 7:53 pm

    Your mother is so ugly she fell down the ugly tree and hit every brench on her way down

    Your mother is so ugly when she was born they put her in an incubator with tinted glasses

    Your mothers breath is so bad when she talks you can see the words come out

    Your mothers breath is so bad people on the phone hang up

    Your mothers breath is so bad, she needs a tic-tac with a battery

    Your mothers breath is so bad when she talks the hairs fall out of her nose

    Your mother is so fat she goes to Mac Donalds and gets a groupdiscount
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    Re: 'Yo Mamma!' Jokes

    Post  Mr.Blobsy on Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:51 am

    your'e momma's so fat that she falls out of bed from 2 sides!
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    Post  FL-eagle on Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:07 pm

    Yo momma's so thick she makes a mousee look like water. cherry
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    Re: 'Yo Mamma!' Jokes

    Post  ROCKduhHOUSE on Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:59 pm

    yo mamma's so stupid, she drowned in a puddle.

    Yo mamma's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

    Yo mamma's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.

    Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.

    Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.

    Yo mamma's so stupid, she went to a parking meter, put in a quarter and waited for a gumball to come out.

    Yo mamma is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

    Yo mamma is so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world

    Yo mamma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

    Yo mamma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

    Yo mamma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!

    And finally: Yo mamma's so stupid, she had you.


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    Re: 'Yo Mamma!' Jokes

    Post  Ninjaboyz121 on Sat Apr 17, 2010 7:55 pm

    ROCKduhHOUSE wrote:yo mamma's so stupid, she drowned in a puddle.

    Yo mamma's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

    Yo mamma's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.

    Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.

    Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.

    Yo mamma's so stupid, she went to a parking meter, put in a quarter and waited for a gumball to come out.

    Yo mamma is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

    Yo mamma is so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world

    Yo mamma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

    Yo mamma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

    Yo mamma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!

    And finally: Yo mamma's so stupid, she had you.






    yo mama joke site you got your jokes from there
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    Re: 'Yo Mamma!' Jokes

    Post  ROCKduhHOUSE on Sat Apr 17, 2010 8:59 pm

    no, it's the fact all these jokes are heard everywhere. I didn't get them from any site.


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